Category: Comedy

Birthday Plans for Today

Here are my plans for my birthday (today):

1.) Spend a load of cash at Guitar Center on a Line 6 Relay G50 wireless guitar rig. It’s not like I can move very much on the relatively small stages we play on anyway, but I’d like to think I could. Also, the price and features are right, and I have a coupon. Go, coupon!

2.) Ride a boat or some crazy transportation vessel. Love the ocean. Visit the Asian Art Museum – Be a responsible member of society by culturally enlightening myself.

3.) Celebrate my birthday and your unbirthday! If you’re in San Francisco tonight, please feel free to stop by: [INVITE!]

Finally, here are a few things that totally made my morning. After all, getting off on a good start is some huge percent of the battle:

which also subsequently led to this video starring Christoph Waltz who played Col. Hans Landa in Inglourious Basterds, one of my all-time favorite films: