Tag: Labyrinth

Sometimes People Break Out Into Song and You Need to be Prepared

Let’s face it, when your group of pop-savvy hipster friends break into chorus at the next bike rally, you don’t want to be the one smiling quietly pretending to know the lyrics of all the obscure camp songs. This is a fear I anticipated early on during the “Tiny Dancer” scene of Almost Famous. Since then, I witnessed at least two “Tiny Dancer”-related group song moments I was barely prepared for. Because I know this is a universal source of anxiety, I’ve prepared a list of possible songs that might randomly occur at your next big party. Start studying.

If I missed any, please let me know in the comments!

If you happen to be on a bus…

If you happen to be in the early 90s…

If you happen to be at a wedding or in the Castro…

If you happen to be emigrating to America…

If you happen to be cruising with your bro…

If you happen to be battling the Goblin King…